Leisure Jacket and Shirt

The '70s may have been great, but the clothes sure sucked

Any of the Curious George Jerseys

Perhaps if I had streamers on my handle bars.

Stars and Stripes Frogs Jersey

I think this abomination speaks for itself.

Any Movie-Themed Jersey

Lynyrd Skynyrd Jersey

Don't they have a gig coming up at Joe's Crab Shack?

Freddie Mercury Jersey

Reconfirms the wrong message to non-cyclits about Lycra wearers.

Cereal Jersey

(see: Curious George or Freddie Mercury)